New Possible Sighting
It’s been a while since our last report, but we’ve been busy following a promising lead.
This shot, taken by an undercover agent earlier this week in downtown Manhattan, shows who we believe is The Sunglass Man, the purveyor of sunglasses.
Unfortunately, this individual evaded our pursuit.
Could this be him?
Some say his tongue is longer than Kiss legend Gene Simmons, whilst others say he lives in an old underground war bunker.
We can’t say for sure, all we want to know is:
Who Is The Sunglass Man?
Til’ next time….
